About This Event
✨“The Elongated Tale Of Peter Plosive’s Dad Named Gary”✨
✨✨✨Released August 28, 2026…✨✨✨
Long ago in a time when 2026 was right then…
“…at the third stroke the time is 12:03pm 29th May, 2026…”
The telephone time service said
To a delighted Club of Dashing Skulls-
After lunch, (they first fed)
A song revealing the guide of Gary
Launched by this group (now merry)
Dashing Skull Club they really be
Larry’s superpowers are certainly there,
(He hides them not well though-behind a pear…)
Larz, Tuna, Trash Santana, Yeti and Spacey
Very very merry and happy with their Gary…
Meanwhile, in the land of upside down under
A secret source begat a rumour (a rumour he plundered)
…All was not well as the rumour
This upside down under source spread
Across the Land (and many a hotdog bread)
-Larry was REALLY the ghost-writing secret
Of “Gary Coopers Guide To Modern Etiquette”
Gary was irritated…and demanded an answer
“T’was hidden in plain sight behind a pear
That I do now but swear…”
(Fark…)
So now-long ago-right now
This rumour was put to music with a beat
-Names and faces askew- (except Gary and Larry;
the rest was all hidden-that blooming dang sneak)
“At the ninth stroke the time is 12:03AM August 28, 2026…”
The upside down telegram messenger said…
“Oooh I hope Gary irritated not now be…
Coz I let it out that Gary was Larry…”
…oh well out it is…who is Gary Cooper? Gary must be Larry…
“The Elongated Tale Of Peter Plosive’s Dad Named Gary…”
By Myles O’Flaherty Music
(…the secret source now also revealed be )
Myles❤️🙏💜and Miss Pablo🐈⬛🙌💜
Myles O’Flaherty Music
✨Roll Credits✨
Composer/Lyricist- Myles Rowland O’Flaherty
Performed by- Myles O’Flaherty Music
Vocals(Lead and Harmony)-Myles O’Flaherty
Electric Guitars(Rhythm and Rhythm and Harmonics)-Myles O’Flaherty
Bass Guitar-Myles O’Flaherty
Synthesiser/Keyboards-Myles O’Flaherty
Tin Whistle -Myles O’Flaherty
Drums-Myles O’Flaherty
Here by her insistent Majesty’s Request-Miss Pablo🐈⬛🙌💜
Produced by Myles O’Flaherty Music
Mastered by Aaron Leet of DSCLabs Productions
✨Thanks be to these fine folk⬇️⬇️⬇️✨
Special (unexpected) Guest Appearance- The Legendary Aaron Leet of Dashing Skull Club and DSCLabs Productions-heard saying “Myles O’Flaherty…You’re Hereby BANNED from using S’s in your Background Vocals😂😂😂” at the beginning and end…(a rather urgent video message he sent in Late April 2025 as he was helping produce “Satellite Of Love” while I was in hospital. (a tribute to a lost friend which also doubles as a celebration of a whole community-a Collaboration between Myles O’Flaherty Music, Dashing Skull Club and Whiskey Club of Lou Reed’s “Satellite Of Love)
Extra Extra Special Inspiration- Gary Cooper…The DSC song “Gary Cooper’s Guide To Modern Etiquette” and the Entire Legendary Dashing Skull Club(check this band out-you’re guaranteed a fine time)- Tuna Ferrari(Jeff),Yeti Lee(Jake),Trash Santana (Scott),John Wayne Spacey(Aaron) and Larz Von Crowley(Larry)
3 Hail Hotdogs 🌭🌭🌭 and a praise be Gary to these legends for being so dang legendary.
Here by her insistent Majesty’s Request-Miss Pablo🐈⬛🙌💜
All music and lyrics composed, performed, recorded and produced by Myles O’Flaherty
Myles O’Flaherty Music
APRA/AMCOS
August, 2026
mylesoflahertymusic.com
🎬Fin🎬